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�� If you are reading this you have problems.. It is to late you are all fucked so nuts to you all.. If you really wanna know how your screwed then u can read this butur stupid for it. From the far edge of the York Region comes the great threat .� Like a massive beast, consuming all in its path.� Untold billions of people arestripped of all life as the Hicks moves closer.� Only the greatest force of arms can hold off them and in the end all are but the strongest are consumed.� And
now they have entered a area, one rich in natural resources and people to invest.� It is the place that greatest human kind calls home, the region where the Non-Hicks rules supreme.� Now, the pure race of this area must make a final, desperate stand against the mostpowerful creatures in the universe, HICKS.� And it is only a matter of time before the we are utterly annihilated, and the region is stripped of all non-imbred life.

��� The hicks can be stopped, it will take time, it will cost some lives but for the good for humanity and the universe this must be done... the hicks must DIE!! (Just Kidding)!! We must civilize them, so the learn the error in there hickish ways.

��� This page is devoted to the Hick race in York Region, Ontario.� This page is one of the last few refuges against the ever growing amount of Hicks.�� The incest and imbreeding must stop, the line has been drawn, this is where you can get information on humanities greatest threat.�� E-mail Me or Me With comments or suggestions for this page.

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Pointless Questions about random stuff...
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A Funny Story of the fate of some of you hicks!
Stefanie's Life (In Pictures)
The Story of Bryan Rowe
Hick Towns
Famous People Who Are Hicks
Friends, I Guess You can Call Them That
Hick Jokes
The True Story About Hicks.. thanks to Nisha.. READ THIS!!
Hick Stories
Where They Might Go
Who the Best Hick Is (Vote)
What Makes A Hick a Hick
Real time Chat
Hick Message Forum
Visit The Hick Webpage Guestbook
Official Medical Documentry of Hicks, see if you are one!

����� All refernces made to people and places and everything else I steal is not my fault, it was all the Elves I swear!� Also, so remarks made on this page are true about the people involved, or at least they should be.

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